Can you fix my computer?

Well that isn't the type I work I do. I program them, not fix them. Can I fix your computer? Probably because of the number of times I have had to fix my own but do I want to? No ... sorry, you are on your own.

Who is Dr Chewbacca T Howlett?

He is my cat and housemate. He has been with me longer than any relationship I have had and I have often pondered that he is more intelligent than a lot of people I have seen out in the real world. He does, however, leave fur everywhere.